PSALMS 23 - ALABANG Version

Thanks Karlo for letting me post this.

The Lord is like my Pastolero, He is like kumpleto na for me.
He makes me higa in the pastulan in his hacienda,
And makes me go inom-inom from like a malinis na ilog.
He makes ayos my soul.
He likes make me lakad in the tamang way, para to give honor sa Kanya.
Even though I make lakad through a nakakatakot na place, I won't be takot,
For You are with me;
Your patpat it makes me feel like secure.
You make a handaan for me, in the presence of those who make gulo sa buhay ko and badtrip my araw.
You welcome me like a bisita, and give me a total make-over - what an honor! You are sobra-sobra when You bless me.
Kaya I am so sigurado, that goodness and love, make habol-habol sa akin all the days of my buhay.
Kaya, I am sigurado that I will stay in my Daddy's Mansion araw-araw, forever!

The Ten Conyo-mandments

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO" pang-uri!
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!


**Thanks Cai!!